Let's Review November or, Bad Decision Month 2011

Tips from Rita and Stoney that you should definitely remember from our most recent posts:

Don’t date a gamer. Not that anyone that is reading this blog should have to be told that.  If he’s gaming when you show up at his house, he’s a gamer. Leave now. 

Don’t friend me on The Facebook (or any other social networking site).  I will seek you out if I want you in that realm of my life.

Douchecapes - a recurring theme here at The Gee Spot.  Burn them or get on Pinterest and find a creative way to repurpose them into a fashionable scarf!

Don’t agree to first “dates” like watching basketball at a guy’s house. It just spoils them, and they'll assume that they never have to take you in public.  If someone asks you over for a "date" at their house, you're basically a booty call that gets a sandwich at some point.

Don’t let guys fuck your face just because they are gorgeous.  I can't believe someone had to tell Stoney that.

Tell all of your male friends the following:

1.      Don’t talk about other women while in bed or being intimate with someone else.  Yeah, we can’t believe we had to point this stupid shit out either, but it wasn’t the first time this has happened to either of us and it most certainly won’t be the last.  Jacksacks.  The whole lot of them.

2.      Women like to be taken on PLANNED dates.

3.      Call and ask for said planned date.  Don’t text, email, IM or send smoke signals.  And while I’m at it don’t say something like “What do you have planned for this weekend?” and then expect us to know that’s you asking for a date.  Get your balls out of the drawer. 

4. There are way more "Tell All of Your Male Friends This..." that can and will be added to this, but we don't want to overload the male mind too much at once. So to be continued...

The right man jeans are hot. Take one of your female friends shopping and trust her judgment - unless she has bought you a Douchecape at some point during your friendship.  Then ask a salesperson.

Married men you are sleeping with are liars.  We all know that men in general will say any old crazy shit to get into your pants.  But married men are worse - you know for sure they're lying to their wife, so you can pretty much guarantee that they are lying to you.  So take everything they say with a grain of salt and protect yourself whenever possible, literally and figuratively.  

Sleeping with a co-worker is a bad idea, unless you enjoy being around an ex on a daily basis.  Doesn't that sound like a great fucking time? If so, you might be a masochist and should look into other ways to torture yourself.

Do not assume that men who don't wear a ring are not married.  Those things come off, girls.

Don’t follow Stoney’s lead in dating.  She’s an idiot sometimes.  Beautiful, but stupid.  People show you who they are the first time.  Believe them. WE CANNOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH. QUIT TRYING TO CHANGE PEOPLE.