Some tips from Rita and Stoney that you should definitely remember from our most recent posts:
Trust your gut. When you're texting with a guy, and the texts start getting further apart (especially by days), you are yesterday's news. You can't force someone to be interested in you, and reader, they do not need a gentle reminder. Start trolling again, and look for someone else. He is.
Don't be a "C" girl unless he's your "C" guy. You, dearest reader, are an "A" girl. Do not forget that. Write it on your mirror in lipstick.
You will drunk text people. It happens. But please read that little dialogue the next day when you are sober, let your (just guessing here, but market research indicates) NEEDINESS and SAD PATHETIC-NESS or VERY ANGRY RUDNESS sink in, in the cold light of day. Learn from your drunk texting mistakes. Try to move on or at least try to decrease your frequency. Give your phone to your friend when you start to think that that guy you haven't heard from just might have lost your number and is just waiting for a witty, flirty text from you. THROW YOUR PHONE IN THE OCEAN.
Big breasts should be your ticket to some special treatment. Work what your mama gave you, or your dad bought you. It's ok that men are motivated by breasts. It's another one of those mysterious biological imperatives they have. Use it against them - I mean fuck, they get to be President!
If you are looking for a Lover, prepare to look hard. Men are not particularly zoned to have no strings attached sex for more than one night. Be sure to pick someone who you have great sex with (duh) but who doesn't necessarily rock your world in other areas (like basic conversation skills or snuggling). Then the chances that you get emotionally attached are much lower. And trust me, I’m practically a guy (except with a vagina and a soul), but all chicks tend to get emotionally attached to people that we let into our vaginas. So if you're naturally attracted to nerds, pick a meathead from the gym. And try to keep those texting fingers to once a week, or he's going to feel hounded. So pick two meatheads and alternate.
-Rita
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