Our previous Plenty of Fish post still remains our most visited entry to-date. So here we go with Round 2. I would like to dedicate this one to all of those who think that bathroom self portraits are acceptable, which they are not and here are just a few examples of why not.
UMMMM!!! WHAT? WE CAN’T HEAR YOU!!! Oh and get the hell out of that public bathroom before taking your own damn picture!
Clean up your damn room before you take any fucking pictures that you post. FUCK, RANDY!
Picking out the worst thing in this image is tough! Is it his horrid faux hawk, 1994 patchwork plaid shirt, or the way he tries to nonchalantly pose leaning into the bathroom while keeping that stunningly sexy look on his face?
A couple of things: Just because you own weight lifting gloves doesn’t mean you are ripped and armpit fat does not equal sexy. That is all for now.
What the hell part of taking your own picture in a public restroom doesn’t sound creepy as fuck?
I’m not even sure why I have to point out why these dumbasses chose the wrong profile pictures (Fucking morons):
Chocolate milk negates the tough guy scorpion tattoo. Just sayin.
Again. Photos taken in public restrooms are fucking creepy. Quit that shit. Oh and at least pretend to be happy in your photos, so we can waste time and go out with you before we find out that you are a miserable schlub.
Laziness is not taking the tags of your clothes or getting off the phone to webcam photo yourself. Oh, wait, that shits Burberry. Leave the tags on so people will know you paid way too much for a fucking hoodie, you dumbass.
Gotta love the fedora. It's a douchecap!
What you actually look like:
I know we said “get you a gay,” but don’t get you one that still thinks he’s straight. He’ll just confuse you both. CHEE!
His mom’s house, his mom’s digital camera (circa 1995) and a douchecape. Where’s his mom to pick out some better clothes for him and take his picture? Also, we need to take a moment to point out the date stamp on some of the photos on POF and other sites. I just pulled this picture off of POF last week. So it’s safe to say this is NOT a recent picture and this dude is probably really fat by now. Not judging, cause food is good, but com’n let’s try and represent ourselves accurately on this free hook up dating site.
This guy has a barn. He has an ax. And he has a tarp. When you meet him on your first date, he is going to wrap you in the tarp, shove you in his trunk, drag you into his barn, torture you, chop you into little bits and bury you in the back 40. Then he’s going to come back into his mother and his house wash his hands, put on a suit and have her take a picture. Maybe. I mean, I guess he could be a good guy too but it’s really probably the first one.
Nothing says "hood" like a picture taken in grandma's formal dining room.
What you took a picture of:
What we see:
Sadly, I have so many more of these photos saved for your viewing pleasure but this was getting out of control long. So until next time...Happy Fishing!
Stoney
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