Let's Review, October

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Most simple sexy attire a girl can wear - a wife beater with no bra.  Lots of evidence outside of Rita and Stoney's own personal market research suggests this as well.

Don't judge a short guy by his cover.  Not all tall guys are packing and not all short guys are small.  There are lots of myths out there, and this is definitely one of them. Also, he doesn't look as short horizontally.

Free dating sites (and there are quite a few now) are not full of particularly dateable or discerning gentlemen.  But they can provide hours of entertainment if you enjoy laughing at people and definitely help you hone your flirting and first date skills.  Because first (which are also usually last) dates are apparently the norm.  If you're not looking for a date, if you're into just finding a hookup, you'll hit the jackpot on one of these sites as well.

If you are in your mid-30's, do not try to fuck 21-year-olds.  You'll make them celibate.  But we applaud Stoney for taking this burden upon herself and saving another woman from this doucher-in-training. 

Dicks are not attractive to women as a stand-alone feature.  I mean, we straight girls like them well enough, but we don't have the same reaction to naked male genitalia as men do to naked female genitalia.  In fact, we sort of find them hilarious.  Want to make us hot?  Text us something using good grammar, or text us that you don't live with three roommates, or shit, just send us your savings account balance. 

You, too, can enjoy anal.  It's not just for porn stars anymore.  Slide your man our helpful hints and see if you don't change your mind about "exit only".

Believe people when they show you who they are the first time.  This applies to life outside the bedroom as well.

Surprise!  Be the naked chick on the deck. Even storm troopers like a free show. 

Stoney still hasn't shaken that drunk texting habit. You're a whore, Rita.  Love, Stoney.