Dear Readers –
Rita and Stoney disappeared, didn’t we? Well, it wasn’t for lack of blog fodder, rest assured. Men are still out there, walking around in total cluelessness, engaging in asshattery of the highest magnitude. And as far as our extracurricular activities, there have been spreader bars and ex sex, there have been allegations of sex in bathrooms (happily unfounded), there have been run ins with exes in various states of undress and there has been masturbation. So much masturbation. So not a lot has changed at the Gee Spot, actually. We just haven’t been able to put finger to keyboard to write about it. We hope you join us again as we dispense advice – with our own heads firmly planted up our asses most of the time.
Stoney & Rita
